Awesome Poem for Awesome Merchandise!

There was an event I decided to run

Downhill skateboard racing – it’s loads of fun

So I look for some prizes and find some neat stuff,

But no-one printed on them so I got in a huff!

I email and phone around some companies,

They all said no even though I said please,

So I search the internet in my grumpy rage,

And find Awesome Merchandise at the top of the page!

These cool guys had done me stuff before,

Stickers, rush order, 6 days to my door.

So I thought what the hell I’ll see what they say

I email Dan, we chat, he comes back with “okay!”

The products were ace, but my counting was bad

7 more in 4 days? The order was mad.

This time when I call I drop Charly a line,

“same artwork, same product by Friday? That’s fine!”

So in fantastic fashion like some merchandise wizard

Awesome finished on time and got them delivered.

The Event went down well and the prizes were class

Cheers Awesome Merchandise for saving my Arse!

So if there’s a lesson in my frantic print-shop search,

Forget the competition, go straight to Awesome Merch.